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Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.
You, you are a stoner
by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019
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Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush
Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Stoner Vaporizer

It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).

You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.

This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.
My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!
by Go Google It! November 17, 2010
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Granny stoner

It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.
by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023
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stoner

Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.
dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017
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stoner doom

the term you use when you don't care if something is stoner metal or doom metal, because it slaps anyway
What genre is Electric Wizard?

Idk man, probably stoner doom
by vejtics August 25, 2022
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Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun
This lady stoner gets shit done.
by MJ_S September 14, 2020
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