When someone utterly, disgustingly blasts someone on their status. Airing out dirty laundry. To emotionally slaughter someone on your status. To put they bidness out there.
Usually something that very immature people do (i.e. straight out of high school chicks). Makes both parties involved look bad. So wrong and tasteless!
Usually something that very immature people do (i.e. straight out of high school chicks). Makes both parties involved look bad. So wrong and tasteless!
Example: Dear ____ I want my $1,000 back that you used to kill your baby. That's right ____ was pregnant, but she took care of it.
"Dang she even tagged the girl she called out on her stabus."
"Dang did you see how she just put ____ on blast in her stabus. Man, I'll never tell her my business."
"Dang she even tagged the girl she called out on her stabus."
"Dang did you see how she just put ____ on blast in her stabus. Man, I'll never tell her my business."
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When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
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Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
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These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!
by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016
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He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
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