slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.

"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"

by KylianKyle March 9, 2017

Slit-Snot

The fluid that leaks out of a women’s vagina while she masturbates or during intercourse.

Wow Amanda! You came so hard you covered my sheets in slit-snot!!

by Superchunk5000 March 4, 2018

Slitlings

The most intelligent human being in the world

Oml you sound just like Slitlings

by Slitlings December 6, 2018

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

skid-slit

When the male tally-wacker is pulled out of the ass and plunged into the flange with great vigor(by accident).

I was banging that hoe like a wild thing till I skid-slit her, fuck it man!

by Jason Mudcock October 22, 2003

Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.

Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.

by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

vertical slit

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010