safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^

by Tomicide January 14, 2005

safety

Safety is the act of saving urself when u say somethin stupid and u dont get a SAVE ME ONE CHOP!

SAFETY!SAFETY! I meant to say dat u dont hav di bi di i ur mouf u hav di bi pussy i ur mouf BITCH!

by Pimp Daddy Bitch July 8, 2004

Safeway

When someone has sex standing against a frige in the frozen food section at any Safeway!!!

Chad safewayed a chick in brandons dream!!!

by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

safe

"what's going on" or "are you alright"

if you are meeting someone for the first time safe is usually used by making a closed fist with your hand and touching the other persons fist to greet them.

by Fusi Kid August 8, 2005

safe

Having high quality of character so as not to be the type of (most often guy) who will fuck you over through association; Not a shmuck. (See Fuck Over)

Who? Daniel? No, man. Don't tease her about him He's safe, so chill. No need to be starting fights.

by Auduck October 4, 2005

safety cereal game rules

This game is the same as the safety game, but instead of just touching the doorknob after you flatulate and being called upon by another person, you have to also have to name 5 cereals, all different. The person whom called upon you may still hit you as you name the 5 cereals.

Naming 5 cereals....froot loops, coco puffs, captain crunch, lucky charms, etc.
The safety cereal game rules shouldnt be that hard to understand.

by Citris!!!!! March 3, 2009

roll safe

A threat meaning to "watch your back"

Person 1: "I think you're an idiot".

Person 2: (Feeling offended) "You better roll safe".

by M.C.Chaos December 4, 2015