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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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Soggy asparagus

Trying to have anal sex while limp and using your thumb to get in. A double serving of soggy asparagus is using two thumbs
John tried to soggy asparagus her but even the double serving failed
by IowaNice June 25, 2024
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Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh
Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, ben came straightaway and had to eat josh!
by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024
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Soggy Josh

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto Josh. Whoever shoots his load first onto Josh is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats Josh
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy Josh again, Ben came straightaway from all pornhub practice and Lopes had to eat Josh.
by Numbfairylol July 3, 2024
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Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023
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Soggy Mexican

When a primary lover (a top) plows someone out, in any hole. As this is happening, the top places cut up avocado above the hole and the trusting motion grinds it into guacamole.
Person 1: Dude how was your date?
Person 2: Awesome bro, I gave them a Soggy Mexican!
by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025
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Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some
Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.
by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025
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