Situation Limbo

When you get caught in the middle of an argument between two people and don't know how to leave without making it worse.

"Sorry I couldn't talk last night, I got caught in situation limbo when my mom started arguing with my aunt kept dragging me into it.

by Karyhuur January 1, 2013

Sittin’ on a biscuit

Have to take a poo!

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.

by Summit Waterboy July 25, 2018

sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible

1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!

by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019

sitey

Cute, Most nicest person, Funniest , They seem happy are broken inside, They are smart and talented

Hey Sitey hows your day so far

by Quen123 November 8, 2020

Siti Salinah

Also known as Umi Ninia, a woman obsessed with designer bags and online shopping. Self-made businesswoman with a shop named Buywifsally. Thicc lady who is the daughter of the legendary one and only Baba Salamah. Small brain, big heart except for when it comes money. Overall a woman that has a hollow brain. (No Hate)

Umi Ninia: Mmm so pretty this bag should i buy?

Naharludin: Yes Siti Salinah how much is it

Umi Ninia: Oh only $10,000 hehe....

Naharludin: Okay just buy

by salinahterberakdalamseluar1111 December 8, 2021

Sitting fat

Sitting in a fashion that does not allow others to sit next to you; even when there is space. You preferably do this when you are mad at someone.

I didn’t want Andre to sit next to me, so I started sitting fat.

by Papa dusty March 8, 2022

Situationship

A root you get attached too

“Fuck man… this girl I’m seeing, we aren’t dating but the sex is good, it’s a situationship”

by Adlayajay August 5, 2022