Simp 

A simp is a sucker imitating my profession

He says he is a PimP, but does the most umPimPish and unscripted nonsense. He cuts deals, Fucks on hoes that don't pay him and scared to check the butch when she is wrong,etc....He can never be more than a simple simp.

Simp by King Carlos16 May 4, 2018

SIMP 

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women

Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp

SIMP by boopyboop April 23, 2019

Simp 

A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)

Ex. Guy who finds a friend attractive yet won’t talk to them.

Ex. A simp is a bitch
Ex. Jose Torres

Simp by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019

simp 

@perc30floyd

floyd a simp

simp by theo gettin tha best head September 22, 2019

Simp 

n.
1. A simple minded individual.
2. A modern day conservative

Synonyms: fool, chimp-hence, monkey see monkey do

“Dave is such a simp bruh. He’ll call an artist’s whole discography trash after hearing only one of their songs”

“ John don’t never wanna try anything new. I swear to god he be on some simp shit”

Simp by flu5h October 26, 2019

SIMP 

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

SIMP by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

simp 

tristan brandon

tristan is a ginger who also happens to be a simp

simp by sofiefyb November 3, 2019