Strawberry ShortCake

When you eat a girl out with her period.

Yo dude i heard he gave her a strawberry shortcake at the party.

by Dasiy Love July 7, 2009

Shortarse

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

by Mousels January 6, 2005

Short Person Syndrome

When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.

"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.

by Bleaker 9000 January 18, 2010

Short Arm Syndrome

The term that refers to the condition of a person who is so obese that their arms cannot reach their back side, making it impossible for them to effectively clean themselves after deficating. (A person who is so fat that they cannot wipe their ass.)

That fat guy smells like shit because he has Short Arm Syndrome.

by Dr. Thaddeus July 10, 2009

jailhouse short

not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.

comes from northeastern u.s. slang

Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"

by VRB January 19, 2006

Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)

Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....

by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019

shortbox

A term most often used when describing the female genitalia region. short midgets, vertically challenged fameles can be refered to as a " short box". This term ( nickname ) is most popular with larger than average males who tend to over compensate for mos insecurities.

Did you hear about "short box" and his new girl?

by cdt February 16, 2004