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shortbox 

A term most often used when describing the female genitalia region. short midgets, vertically challenged fameles can be refered to as a " short box". This term ( nickname ) is most popular with larger than average males who tend to over compensate for mos insecurities.
Did you hear about "short box" and his new girl?
shortbox by cdt February 16, 2004
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Sportbox. 

a sweaty female vagina resulting from engaging in physical exercise and/or other athletic endeavors or sports.
After her fantastic performance at Wimbledon, Maria Sharapova probably had a major sportbox.

After the Indy 500, Danica Patrick had a sportbox.
Sportbox. by Darkstar9 May 6, 2009

shortbonics 

The new conversational phenomenon of removing several letters of a regular word, thus creating a new shortened version of the word.
Shortbonics is creating slang by shortening regular words. "Totally" becomes "totes". "Jealous" becomes "Jeal". For example:

Taylor: "Sandy said my calves look fat in these shoes."
Jessica: "Ugh, don't listen to her, she's just jeal."
Taylor: "Totes jeal."
shortbonics by iinventedshizam July 12, 2012

Shortboard 

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.
"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."
Shortboard by PowderQueen April 5, 2009
last.fm comment section
the BTS last.fm shoutbox is awful
shoutbox by onlyinohio April 30, 2023
Formatted like a chatroom to leave a message on a website with out having to click ti see other and recent posts
I have a shoutbox, alot of trippy effects and negative comments! (bobodhobo.tk)
shoutbox by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004
Usually used during the last hits of a THC cartridge to maximize your high. It sounds exactly how it is you take a long ass hit, hold it in till u can’t breathe no mo, blow smoke into yo shirt making it a hot box, then inhale and exhale the smoke in shirt until physically incapable. The result of this is 1 hit = 7 or 8 easy. This method has been passed around from generation to generation in the areas of nawf central florida. We not po we just don’t waste nun.
Damn yo carts low as fuck u gon have to hit that shirtbox fashofasho
shirtbox by yeayeayeabitxh May 28, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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