single by choice

1. Gay and in the closet.
2. An utter tool, and incapable of getting laid in a woman's prison with a fistful of pardons.
3. Sincere, delusional, and very, very repressed.

So I went out to a bar last night and struck out with four different women. But it's okay, I'm single by choice.`

by Lady Csyde July 7, 2006

single pringle

When you are single and looking for a partner

I'm a single pringle

by TaggyChusssss June 21, 2017

aggressively single

Anyone named Seth

Seth is aggressively single

by Mojo11223344 July 12, 2019

shiggletit

a noun that describes an object that is either incredibly good and exciting; or negatively harsh, devastating, and/or objectionable.

Positive: Man, that party was the SHIGGLETITS!

Negative: That girl we met wouldn't give me the time of day, what a SHIGGLETIT

by Chris J. H. July 20, 2008

shingers

this is when you have some sort of faeces under your nail(s)

yuck! look and your shingers

by burkestrong March 29, 2010

Single

(Noun) : A man who makes jokes about woman in the kitchen.

Men: Hey baby, how many man does it take to open a beer?
Woman: One?
Men: Nope, none. It should be open by the time she brings it!
Woman: It does now, you're single :D

by anghac93 September 4, 2012

Shiggles

The action or sound of laughing with a horrible or otherwise sh*tty noise.

Joe made a horrific joke and gave Tina the shiggles.

by Daumass July 15, 2007