Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face

I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af

by The spunk man November 26, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,

You need some secret spice in your life

by Curator of life December 4, 2021

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.

Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons

by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022