Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect

Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts

by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he gets super mad.

Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

by futuresponJ April 5, 2025

Big Salt

When you’re a angry little kid who took the fattest L in Rainbow Six: Seige

Player “Taketh Thy Loss” through his childish actions he shows nothing but Big Salt. LOL

by Paper god March 15, 2018

booger salt

Coke.

Booger salt is coke.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another's mouth then kiss.

I blew in Leigh's mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.

by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"

Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.

by FC_67 June 6, 2017