in a state

1. upset, agitated

2. untidy and disheveled

I was in a state when the stack of movies fell on top of me.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2010

status: hood

To be a badass from the skreets, you got hood status. And damn, even Beyonce wants your nuts.

Beyonce says,
"If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier"

by ash dizzle March 2, 2005

face station

A female that frequently gives oral sex.

"AY, let's stop at the face station!" "I thought stacie was out of town."

by rick meaux November 27, 2005

Mountain State Cougar

An alias you use when going to the infamous titty bar "Southern Xposure".

"Hey, man who are you?"

"I'm a Mountain State Cougar!"

"Hell, Fuck yeah!"

by Pablo Montoya December 12, 2006

Platinum status

The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze

Mike is so hot he's platinum status! I wish I could sleep with him at the next party!

by Christina the durnkard December 2, 2007

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

thesis statement

An evil type of statement, invented by Satan himself, that is used in a formal essay that teachers assign to their students in order to make sure they meet their suffering requirements.

She worked so hard on her thesis statement, yet the teacher threw it in the garbage and burned it because it was trash.

by Amazing_llamas August 3, 2016