Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008

Squirrel Day

The day that marks the end of Summer and the beginning of Fall. A squirrel is taken from its tree and placed in front of an acorn. If the squirrel takes the acorn it means that it is officially fall.

Did you hear that the squirrel took the acorn on Squirrel Day? That means it's OFFICIALLY fall!

by d_leigh August 27, 2010

squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.

"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."

by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

Squirrel's Nest

A hotbead for or gathering of many young girls with tasy little asses.

This kegger is a fukkin' Squirrel's nest, bud!

by Real Walsh May 14, 2007

squirrel friend

A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the cock and balls in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the cock and balls. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you breakfast in the morning consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.

Shit Todd,Yesterday my girlfriend dumped my gimp ass so I had to seek out other means of satisfying my lust for milking the weasel,so I talked to my dad and he recommended a squirrel friend! I went right down to the forrest and nabbed one up. I've never been happier!!!!!

by squirtdonkeys January 23, 2007

Squirrel face

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007

Moose and Squirrel

The act of masturbating to nude photos of Melania Trump. See also: Fist Lady

Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.

by Doctor Thursday November 9, 2016