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by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex

The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight

by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015

Shitty foot

When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.

OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.

by ShittyFoor October 8, 2023

Ellicott Shitty

The act of masterbating while wearing medical mittens , and using your own feces as lube.

When we went in the room the pysch patient was doing the Ellicott Shitty .

by patriotM15 February 2, 2021