shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.

All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.

by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004

shoulder gnome

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

by SureBuddy August 6, 2007

sexy shoelace

Another way of saying transient

Sara is one sexy shoelace!

by Dan201654845 October 3, 2006

Shoel

Is the leader of the Zand guild.(And a great Drakkar player)

Shoel is helpful to all even newbies.

by Real rose May 6, 2003

head and shoulders

something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.

friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.

friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!

by scionmaiden January 27, 2009

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

Slopey Shoulders

Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.

He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.

by AnotherJames March 29, 2009