a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
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The theory that Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things is a shifter, and that he shifted three times within the series. Also that Stranger Things as a whole is Mike's DR (Desired Reality)
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Jamal: Yo Bro! I just moved down the block to 59th street. It's hella bangers ova there.
Jimmy: Damn homie! You hood shifting hard as hell.
Jimmy: Damn homie! You hood shifting hard as hell.
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