chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

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Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.

So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked

by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025

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To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.

Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring

by D1 gooner April 18, 2025

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Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.

I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.

by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018

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