Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008

Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.

I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.

by Yellowbelly0804 January 23, 2010

Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.

Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper

by Johnny Fird-Rike June 29, 2010

race change

The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".

That girl has spent so much time in the sun I think she's undergone a race change.

by dogbreath34 November 5, 2010

Racexual

A person who is only sexually interested in one specific race, e.g. Asian.

People often ask me about my sexual orientation, I say i'm racexual.

by elliottmarcjones October 10, 2014

Race car kid

A kid that instead of saying something like stop please don’t do that they say stooooooooop bro and wassup then in a mad and whiny matter.

Omg STOOOOOOP WUSSUP THEN KID YOU WANNA GO? Race car kid

by Lol u thot November 5, 2018

poison race

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.

Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!

by Mideljung May 22, 2008