Real Talk

Used as a sentence enhancer to let people know your a real nigga. Commonly used by hardasses.

Jacob Hafford: " Ill beat all yalls asses! Real Talk!"
Others: " Shit he must be foreal!"

by Touchmyself October 29, 2010

Keeping it real

It’s an ignorant saying used by a person that is rude and not tactful. But the person tries to make their rudeness acceptable by saying they are just “keeping it real” or “Just being honest”. But in reality the person is accepting only the opportunities and rules taught to them by other ignorant people. Its all a lie, because if a person really “keeps it real” then that person would not wear deodorant, would not bath or wash. etc (because that is truly keeping it real).

A woman walks down the street wearing a hair weave and fake nails. Then she runs into her friend and says, "Yeah its true. I got fired, but I told off my boss again. You know I'm keeping it real."

by DP NewYork April 2, 2013

keepin' it real

To reach the boundaries of over-reacting, while maintaining sensibility. "Keepin' it real" should only be brought into action when something personal is being attacked, such as one's manhood, one's mother, one's moral code, etc.

Violence is necessary.

Guy : Bitch, what'd you just say to me?
Woman : I said your mother is an ersatz Harriet Jacobs.
SLAP
Guy : Bitch, I told you to shut your wiki-educated mouth. I'm keepin' it real 24-7.

by Jamal "Da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 11, 2008

real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

by the KGMs March 12, 2009

Real Trap

A confirmation;To signal agreeance with another statement
2.To emphasize your point.

"Yo,I need to get some money! Real trap,I'm tired of being broke."

"I will bust your motherfuckin head! Real Trap"

"Aye,I'm bout to fuck shorty,real trap,cuz,she on my dick,hard!"

by Skinny DelNegro December 11, 2009

Real Fuckin Clever

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.

*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.

by remi.b. August 6, 2010

Real Nigga Logic

The logic only real niggas posses. This holy logic , is the only true logic. If to people it doesn't make sense, then that person is fake,ugly,stupid,basic or a combination of all.

Bro my mind only operates on real nigga logic.

by WtfWhy January 4, 2015