retard

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

by jared August 23, 2003

retarded

if you don't know what retarded means you are retarded

son: "umm dad what does retarded mean?"

dad: "oh god your fucking retarded

by fgfuyfgufcferygvif March 27, 2020

Retire

1) To quit working while financially fit. Retirees usually receive pension.

2) To put out (baseball).

3) To go to bed (outdated).

1) He retired from work at age 67.

2) Durazo was retired on a pop-up to Spiezio.

3) It's getting late, so I'm going to retire.

by Phil Errup October 20, 2004

Retard strength

In strength sports community this refers to the abnormal genetic strength possessed by some individuals which is often accompanied by an utter lack of cognitive capabilities. Athletes who have "retard strength" are usually oblivious to any rational training programs or techniques, but despite that they out lift most of their mentally healthy peers.

Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.

"Hey look at that guy maxing out every week in both powerlifting and strongman!"
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."

by Scholstr November 13, 2019

Anal Retread

Surgery to repair a person's torn/ripped asshole. This is common in prison when a prison bitch is gang raped or repeatedly ass fucked with no lubricant. This occurrs when an inmate is perceived as a docile person. It is not uncommon for the dominator(s) to make the prisn bitch dress up, wear make-up and pee while sitting down.

The prison bitch had his ass deflowered and needed an anal retread.

by slicksal December 1, 2006

Social Retard

A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation.

That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.

I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out

by abc123xyz December 30, 2008

return to sender

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody

by Students of Georgia Tech December 13, 2007