iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.

Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."

by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009

Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

A female, who is usually hot, who's face looks like she's a prissy bitch.

"That bitch over there with resting bitch face (RBF) needs an oral cream pie!"

Meagan Good and Lacey Chabert are perfect examples of RBF

by Coach Jerry April 10, 2019

Bestie for the restie

Bestie for the restie is a girl that made the name up probably a Olivia, Molly or Ava. It means there the only one but they probably loose friends fast.

Your my bestie for the restie
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by Bailey ash July 21, 2021

Resting cunt face

Male version of Resting Bitch Face

Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying

"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"

by Jaznn Le January 31, 2018

Alice's Restaurant

Alice's Restaurant is a song by folk artist Arlo Guthrie which is second only to turkey and football when it comes to "Thanksgivin'".

The song serves not only as a satircal look on the judiciary branch of the US government but it also demotes the armed services for a good portion of the song. As the song was based on real events Guthrie really did get out of the draft by faking mental insanity at his evaluation.

Every single year it's eat a drumstick of the turkey, play football 'til you can't move your arms and listen to Alice's Restaurant after fiddling with the radio all day until you find a station playing it.

by Sid Barrett December 16, 2007

Resting Bitch Face

Your face when someone did something stupid and you disapprove forever and ever and always. Basically proving how much of a mother fucking bitch you are with an expression.

“Oh my god, that girl is such a slut.” She said, keeping her RESTING BITCH FACE.

by Go Fu<k Yourself May 25, 2018

restaurant fag

Act of implying one has taste by associating with "classy" and is usually located near the bar area of an establishment. To put on airs.

"I just got a 25 minute lecture on cheese from that guy at the bar. What a restaurant fag."

by Fokk October 8, 2008