relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 6, 2015

Relationshitasterphe

(N.) when one relationship turns into shit and causes a rolling shit effect to future and past relationships, thus creating a paradox of catastrophic horrible relationships

"We were gonna go out, but the time of the month ended up causing our relationshitasterphe"

by JBush420 September 10, 2015

relationchippy

Someone who is good at relation ships

Im so relationchippy

by Jamie.b June 13, 2018

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.

Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn

by Newin lol August 24, 2018

Meaningful Over-Night Relationship

some little ho you can sleep with whenever you want. just an over night relationship. not strings attached.

That was the best Meaningful Over-Night Relationship i've ever had. it was better than my girlfriend with no strings.

by kristen39 December 13, 2007

relationship

To be narbed more than one time by the same person

by Anonymous February 7, 2003