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Rube Goldberg Syndrome 

n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.

Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).
After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!

(No really, it has happened.)
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Rubellion 

When a minority group rises to the popular cultural mainstream via its success through artistic and intellectual integrity as opposed to violence, slander, or any form of negative endeavor.
"The global success of RuPaul's Drag Race and drag in general is a true Rubellion!"
Rubellion by Clever Marko November 1, 2017
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rubber dicky 

Like a rubber ducky except it’s a dildo.
Go and take a bath with your rubber dicky!
rubber dicky by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

ruby throated mattress thrasher 

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.
A commonly used adjective used to describe degenerates and creeps usually residing in the city of North Battleford, Saskatachewan. Can also be used to describe places and things as well. Possibly a cross between rubbish and grubby. People from other cities usually don't know what the word means but anyone from North Battleford knows, and probably has used it at least once to describe someone/something. If something is really rubby, it becomes rubbiest. It can also be used as a noun.
"That guy was so rubby. He smelled like pee and sausage"

"This house is so rubby. It's falling apart, and is filled with garbage. It's the rubbiest house I've ever seen."

"That guy drinking lysol is such a rubby"

rubby by RiseAgainstchic April 19, 2009

monkey rubber 

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.
number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

rubbish head 

The most offensive insult in the world.

Especially if you are four.

It should be the insult of choice for the parents of small children, so as to protect their delicate ears.
"That winger missed a sitter, what a rubbish head"
rubbish head by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006