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A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way
nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
by noddy330 June 22, 2009
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puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does
by dan July 15, 2003
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put her out

It means to make someone feel as if your attacking them or put them out of place
You put her out when you were screaming at her for no reason
by Kayla_danay December 27, 2020
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really put butter on it

Add a lot of benefits. Don't hold back the good stuff.
If they want me to accept the job, they are going to have to really put butter on it. The current salary and benefits are not enough.
by seattleslang January 9, 2015
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put 'er com'

Oh yeah babe, put 'er com'
by JackyTEC June 20, 2021
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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016
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Put your shoes on

When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.

Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.
Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."
by Asian Dude 3 August 8, 2021
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