Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

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puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003

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put 'er com'

computer backwards ;)

Oh yeah babe, put 'er com'

by JackyTEC June 20, 2021

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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

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