Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

by noddy330 June 22, 2009

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003

put 'er com'

computer backwards ;)

Oh yeah babe, put 'er com'

by JackyTEC June 20, 2021

really put butter on it

Add a lot of benefits. Don't hold back the good stuff.

If they want me to accept the job, they are going to have to really put butter on it. The current salary and benefits are not enough.

by seattleslang January 9, 2015

I put a flag on it

I put a flag on it is used to claim something and make it yours

John: Me amo arsh
Dan: what?
John: that’s my catchphrase, I put a flag on it

by REP YO CITY July 3, 2020

Put your shoes on

When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.

Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.

Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."

by Asian Dude 3 August 8, 2021

putting the play down

having sex or engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Usually with a person people believe it won’t happen with.

“I’m putting the play down on her tomorrow.”

by definitelynotj3 May 26, 2022