two pretty best friend

you have never seen two pretty best friends always one of them got to be ugly

two pretty best friend

by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020

facebook pretty

People select the most attractive pictures of themselves and post them on social networking sites as their profile pictures and in online photo albums.

These select photos are ones that enhance or inflate attractiveness of that person. In real life, that person isn't as attractive as their photos make them to be and they're pretty ordinary looking.

"I've seen that girl in real life; she's just facebook pretty."

by ~Pussycat April 25, 2010

Rape-pretty

A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.

John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.

by DonkeyPunchNow July 19, 2010

You're so pretty

Response to a completely inarticulate comment made by someone who should focus mostly on looking attractive to become successful. Verbal communication by this person is likely to cause embarrassment to this person and to those around her.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

EVERYONE AROUND HER: "Miss California, you're so pretty."

by UrbanGirlInFL April 22, 2009

dirty pretty

Dirty pretty is a form of poetry which utilizes punctuation as a way of emphasizing words. Contrary to what many believe, it is NOT just random punctuation. It is about the calligraphy of words, using visuals to impact on the way the poem/emotions are seen and read. Although the content of dirty pretty poems varies, most pertain to drugs, sex, eating disorders, etc. Dirty pretty is a poetic art, and not everyone can master it. Many over-punctuate, making the poem hard to read and losing the true meaning of the piece.

Some truly great dirty pretty poets:
(found on allpoetry.com)
sinnocence
behind.blue.eyes
x Empathic Rose x
dancing marionette
Melicious--x
Queen of Anonymity
(bear in mind that these poets write in other forms too)

Normal poetic stanza:
He kisses me so slowly,
His lips so soft against mine.
But then he turns and walks away,
And I weep at our final goodbye.

In dirty pretty format:
He {k i s s e s} me so
s
l
o
w
l
y
His.lips.so.soft.against.mine

But then he turns
&& w a l k s . a w a y
&& I <<| weep |>> at our final
::::::: g.o.o.d.b.y.e ::::::::

by K.J.A.N February 18, 2008

Girl Pretty

When a guy spends 20 minutes or more in a girls shower using all her hair and skin products.....when a guy spends the nite with a girl and uses her shower the next day and all her shampoos , soaps and face cleaner.....spending 30 minutes in a hot shower of a girl you spent the nite with shaving your nut sack and conditioning your hair and cleansing your face....

While you were at work , i got all girl pretty !!! I used your shampoo , conditioner , face scrub , i even shaved my nut sack with your razor !!

Damn Boy , where you getting all girl pretty for me in the shower...you were in there for 30 min...all the hot water is gone...and you smell like a girl !!!!

by Heyman3000 March 10, 2010

Maxie [pretty]

Maxie, often has the last name of 'blue' something. She can make everyone laugh and shes always there for help. Shes fun to be with and a great person. She has nice clothes and we all dig her. all the time, we love HER. SHES AMAZING. Best Friend to all.

She calls me alot, and i call her.
Maxie pretty
Maxie is pretty.

by KSGSDGKJGWOO. February 5, 2009