Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premabaked

Premabaked is a sexy viking who smokes Odin's cabbage and gets shmickity shmacked

"I love that sexy motherfucker Premabaked, but i hate him for getting all the bitches"

by thatyoinkysploinky May 13, 2024

premarital intercourse

putting the outtie in the innie

I had premarital intercourse by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024

Premarital sex

putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage

I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024

Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.

I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.

by King mammal May 5, 2025

Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.

Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation

by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025

Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.

Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.

by Doczr October 7, 2025