Stoop Poop

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

poop mouth

An insulting term used to refer to a person who frequently employs foul language.

"Why, Ron, Why? Why did you say those things...you, you nasty poop-mouth. Poop...Poop mouth, get that poop out of your mouth" "Garth, If I gave you some money out of my pocket would that help ease the pain?"

by Michael McG April 8, 2008

ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Jared Poop

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

Poop Kala

A nonsensical or whacky phrase resulting from a texting misspelling or auto-correction.

Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".

Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!

Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.

by Dixie Queens West and North August 20, 2010

Poop Locker

the posterior region of one's backside generally used for sitting, shitting, grabbing, rubbing, and a host of other unsavory activities. or quite simply the "ass"

"Stephanie was giving me some back-sass so i kicked her in the poop locker"

by Arrrraaaaaggghh September 19, 2008