princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.

Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.

by Vanbridg October 12, 2017

road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.

by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017

Pony

In British slang, "pony" can describe something or someone that is unattractive or of poor quality.

She was excited to meet him, but when he showed up, he looked proper pony.

by Ed wood wood June 2, 2024

Pony Pounder

A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.

I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.

by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025

Non-pony province

Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.

-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?

-- No.

-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!

by sukadog June 9, 2011

pony

tommyinnit and philzaminecraft old man

- mayatheplant

"Phil I want a pony for Christmas."
"I don't care about that, we're gonna die."

by maya yuh June 4, 2021

Pony Tailable

Hair that's long enought to pull back into a pony tail.

My friend Carol told my hair dresser she can cut off a decent amount of hair as long as it's still pony tailable.

by bennzz61 January 21, 2011