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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016
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Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled
Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled
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New Club Penguin

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin founded in 2020 by former staff members of the infamous Club Penguin Online. It became the most popular revival of the classic MMO following the 2022 closure of Club Penguin Rewritten. The game is known for its bugs and large amount of ads resulting in poor performance, and questionable additions of new content instead of fixing these issues.
Card-Jitsu Fire is broken and unplayable in New Club Penguin, but apparently the developers would rather shoehorn pride flags into a 20-year-old children's game than fix bugs.
by CtrlAlt_Games October 20, 2024
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Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky
Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin
by Dante real man December 8, 2022
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Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.
Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.
by Candy179 September 24, 2021
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