society pages

The pages in newspapers and magazines that describe the lives of the rich, famous, influential and powerful.

Frank Zappa sung a song called Society Pages:
"You're the ol' lady from the society pages
From a small town somewhere I used to be
You owned the paper and a bunch of other stuff
That didn't appeal to me"

by Mark D Osborne June 23, 2007

Digital Paper Cuts

The pain felt by multiple revisions of digital documents to achieve an end product / presentation

After input received from 10 different co-workers, the author had multiple Digital Paper Cuts

by scottnangie9 June 29, 2010

Asian paper

Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.

Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?

Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.

by GregJenning January 13, 2011

four page letter

Writing someone a letter you’re in love with who doesn’t share the effort you put into loving them and you’re heartbroken and you’re warning the person to put more into the relationship.

I’m writing this girl a four page letter if she doesn’t straighten up!!

by Eggnant June 13, 2018

copy paper headass nigga

The WHITEST white boy alive

That nigga is white as fuck. Copy paper headass nigga

by Starace August 29, 2018

Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020

katie paget

a fucking stupid bitch who is really dumb and ginger and will never get over her first crush. Has a nice ass but can’t tell jokes at all

katie paget stupid ginger hoe

by katie paget April 13, 2020