Human Parking Cone

It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.

oh, a Human Parking Cone, I've done that!

by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010

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Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.

Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana November 1, 2010

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Phacking

A euphemism for experiencing sexual contact with the philly Fanatic.

First used By John Oliver on last week tonight exactly three minutes and 20 seconds into his Scientific Studies episode.

Bil was Phacking again at the ball game last week.

by Phantom Tollbooth January 3, 2018

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Parking Queen

A female driver who is skilled at obtaining the car park closest to the intended destination.

Passenger: The carpark is full, we'll have to park in the back row.
Driver: Never fear! Parking Queen is on the case! *Lauren parks car at very front*

by FuzzyFruit November 19, 2007

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berry picking

Picking through food that is mixed to get what you want.

Kid: Mmm...those nuts are good in the trail mix I'll get a bunch
Mom: Stop berry picking and get a handful!

by Jack Jacky Jackson August 15, 2009

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Pucking

A word used to replace fucking.
If you are a holy roller what you say to not get in trouble.
Pucking, Puck, Pucker it all works

Did you see that pucking itch. God I mean I really hate her she's such a pucking moron!

by Lil'LemonSqueeze December 12, 2008

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Picking Up The Phone

Referring to when an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, or someone crazy person that you know calls, and you really shouldn't answer, but you do.

It means, making a big mistake.

'Tommy really picked up the phone last night when he dropped the ball during the big game'

'Man, that ugly girl in class said hi to me, and I really picked up the phone. Now she wont leave me alone'

'Stop picking up the phone, and move on!'

by have a heart October 16, 2008

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