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Paint Job

Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.
Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.
by paintingtherosesred December 9, 2011
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Painball

A locally derived game in southern Oregon using a pool table in an unorthodox fashion. Two gladiators pick a side of the table to defend (the two pockets at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cue ball or 8ball (black team/white team) with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's pockets using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). The game is very similar to airhocky (except for people who can't afford an airhocky table yet have a pool table they can't pawn off for something as cool as airhocky). There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or pockets the least balls loses.
"Wanna play some Painball?" "Fuck no."
by Know Baudie January 2, 2009
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Pain Stick

The act of filling a paint stick up with beer, and then placing one's mouth around the nozzle, pushing the end against the wall or ground, and forcing the beer into your stomach as fast as possible. Best used with shitty beer to get past the taste, and is really just to get drunk as fast as possible. When pushed against floor it is usually accompanied by the saying "You shall not pass".
(guy one)Yeah! Yeah! Fill up that Pain Stick! Suck that shit down dude!

(guy two) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
by Blood Sugar October 5, 2010
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Paint Job

To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.
Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.
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face paint

That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.
by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002
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Fuck the pain away

To rid pain by engaging in violent intercourse, going from pain to pleasure.
Joe: AHH! FUCK, i just cut my bloody finga'
Andrea: Ohh poor bitch...
Joe: FUCK YE!, (grabs Andrea and rips off her clothes)
Andrea: Ohh yes FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!
Joe: UGHH YEEAHHH...
by Par-Par December 15, 2008
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pain in the bitch

a term meaning "pain in the ass" to an exponentially higher intensity.

an annoyance that pisses you off in a degree of this much intensity is reasoned through the logic that the pain is not only centered in the posterior region, but rather to the whole body. And not any body either, that of a bitch.
Doing homework can be a pain in the ass, but dealing with my parents is a real pain in the bitch.

Stupid people.

Assholes.

Bush.

Long lines for the bathroom after you've had three cups of coffee and a large energy drink.
by Ms. Deviant August 22, 2007
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