backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

cocoa hate page

This is my dog and she’s so fucking FAT literally yesterday one of my other dogs walked by her food and she attacked him LITERALLY WHATTTTTT she needs to chill the fuck out bro

“i made a cocoa hate page cause she’s FAT and needs to go on a die”

by cocoaisafatass December 22, 2023

lia"s hidden page

An animal who has committed various war crimes on makeup and was recently diagnosed with bipolar and doesn't like positive feedback from her audience

lia"s hidden page ate all the food in the buffet

by Solo Africa November 13, 2023

Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.

Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!

by Meday December 7, 2023

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by i4ba6g4rigt February 19, 2024

Show your favorite meme page your tits day

February 23rd is officially "show your favorite meme page your tits day". It's a day when people bare their breasts in appreciation for their favorite meme pages.

Oh wow it's "show your favorite meme page your tits day"! We should all show @memepage our tits!

by VirtualShaft February 23, 2024

The Last Page Effect

The Last Page Effect (noun) – The bittersweet realization that something meaningful is coming to an end, bringing a mix of nostalgia, regret, and the fear of lost possibilities. It’s the feeling of reaching the final page of a great book—knowing you had plenty of time to experience its story, yet still wishing you had done more before it was over.

Example 1: "Graduating college hit me with The Last Page Effect—I always thought I had more time to do everything I wanted, but now it's just... over."

Example 2: "As I packed up my childhood bedroom for the last time, The Last Page Effect sank in. I lived here for years, but suddenly it feels like I never fully appreciated it."

by BorderlineApathetic March 3, 2025