October 9th

If yours birthday is on the 9th of october, you are FUCKING awesome

What day is it today
Its october 9th! Damn girl, u are fucking awesome!

by sup345433212 October 31, 2019

October 29 national tortilla day

National tortilla day! Bring a tortilla and throw it at people and friends!

Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day

by Kxileyalexis November 1, 2019

October 24

people with big dicks were born on that day (if you a girl big boobs)

october 24 is for people who were born with big dicks

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank November 6, 2019

October 15

National eat tacos day

*me eating tacos*
*mum" what are you doing?"

*me*" October 15

by _cookiedevil_ December 4, 2019

October 4th

A day where its either shit, or u shit urself (or both)

October 4th:

Person 1: my day has been shit
Person 2: i shit myself

Person 3: i shit myself making my day shit

by Shittyuyyydudggd October 4, 2020

October 10th

National Kick Dick Day! Kick someone in the nuts for no reason.

Hey guess what day it is today?
What?
October 10th, national kick dick day!

by Nationalsss October 9, 2020

October 24

On this day October 24 tell people to go fuck there self because people suck and your better and a bhaddie

hey you suck and it’s October 24

by Big Daddy Bob big mac October 15, 2020