now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Now

You do know this is annoying right if you don't speak English and want to learn the language don't use the urban dictionary trust me 💀

I'm now tired of you people someone end the quarantine these ppl r bored outa their mind

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence «come on guys lets be friends now» originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Its used when you talk shit to someone, and when they say something back you reply with «come on guys lets be friends now» its a way to make yourself look like a victim even though you are obviously in the wrong.

Ponylover2004: hey leon go hang yourself you are shit at the game
Leon: why are you so toxic?
Ponylover2004: come on guys lets be friends now

by Neeguslover January 16, 2018

N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner

N-17 now is nathan having a boner

by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019

Oh, now...

An interjection used by African American people when someone says something absurd or ridiculous, often followed by a scorning takedown of what was said like the world has never seen before.

White person: "Racism doesn't exist anymore because lynchings and segregation have been outlawed."
African American person: "Oh, now..."

by dvdkrz September 28, 2023