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national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star
hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.
by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021
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Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk
by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022
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Patrick

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream
by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019
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PatrickšŸ¤

Wears his heart on his sleeve, he is the kindest, smartest and most empathetic person. He continuously makes me feel like the prettiest girl to walk the earth and will always put my comfort above all. You have never made me feel unsure or unwanted and you continue to make me feel cared for in every way. Patrick is something that no one else has been…….
ā€œPatrickšŸ¤ā€ is an amazing person
by Mka0627 April 25, 2024
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Patrick

Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.
Damn Patrick is so good in bed i just wanna have sex all the time with him
by Carlogi person!! March 9, 2022
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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born
Yooo let’s get Patrick Shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Dickchewer69 December 16, 2019
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