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Tits Naked

When you are o my wearing pants/bottoms, often at night when you are too hot :)
Ah yes, she accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!
by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020
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Naked OPS

Naked OPS meaning ones enemies lacking firearms or any weapon to defend themselves of sort.
"Yo DB that's naked ops right there cuz."
"You tryna tell me naked ops rolled in and took yo shit??!
by FAHKiNEL January 27, 2017
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Naked flat white

A naked flat white or naked coffee is a term used to refer to a take-away coffee served without a lid.

Since the lid is the only additional item the coffee cup ‘wears’, asking for a naked coffee indicates one would like it served without it in addition.
I'll have a naked flat white, please.
by roo_tamer12 November 10, 2024
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Chuck Naked

The state of being completely naked except for a pair of Chuck Taylors on your feet.
It was only afterward that I realized I was standing there "Chuck Naked".
by Kermit Yodel June 22, 2020
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Finger-Naked

When you're so used to wearing rings, that not wearing them feels weird
I haven't worn my rings in weeks and feel Finger-Naked.
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Nut busted naked roulette

Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you

The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette

No my balls are still sore from last night we played
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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