Naked

The action or state of being without, or lacking clothing. Usually showing bodily parts considered private, ie: Booty VaginaPenisBoobs. Women can use this state to control men or be in a state of embarrassment enf.
I watched as my girlfriend got completely naked in the shower.
I blushed as my classmates saw my naked ass.
by Johan Regus May 28, 2018
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Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.
"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared
by MrSquishy March 14, 2022
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naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.
Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!
by happyasaclam12 March 26, 2011
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Naked DIY

A colloquial term to indicate that one is masterbating.
A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"
by RobMadeMeDoIt October 06, 2016
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.
Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?
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