Man's on the munch

When man, typically you (the person reading) is about to eat, or is eating. Could also be used to say someone else is eating or is hungry.

EX1;
Dedoid: "Oi Connor, Felix looks hungry, don' he?"
Connor: "Yeah, man's on the munch."

EX2;

Dedoid: "Oi Connor, come play xbox with the lads."
Connor: "Man's on the munch."

by PlazmaWolffe November 15, 2016

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

Vaginal Munch

The act of using your sexy little vagina, to snack on a dick in the middle of sex!

Adam: Your mum's a twat!

John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!

by The12yo January 10, 2022

Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out

Cooper Munch like a bird on me

by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023

National Munch Day

National munch day is a day for all the munches. The men that would do anything for that one girl. The man that that woman likes so dearly.

“Yo Zack you know it’s national munch day?” -Kusa
“Bro I had no idea we need to tell lucas, he’s so down bad for you know who”-Zack

by love that sis October 04, 2023

Pickled Monster Munch Day

February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.

What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day

by Taehyun is cute February 01, 2021

Munch on the Cream

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.

Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!

by cyclemanialightning July 28, 2023