Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Mats M1lde

Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.

Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man

by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020

Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

Te'Mile

One of the most warm-hearted, strongest, inspiring females you will ever meet. They have the biggest hearts and will care for you unconditionally. They will always have your back and never give up on you. They will always believe in you and push you to do your best. Find yourself a Te'Mile because they will be such a huge impact and important aspect to your life. You will never want to lose a person like them. They carry so many positive/amazing qualities. They are your go-to person whenever you need advice, a laugh, a shoulder to cry on, or hand to hold. You can tell them any and everything without feeling judged or misheard. Without a doubt, they will be the best person you ever meet.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Te'Mile?"

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "Dude, you have to meet her! You will never regret it and it will become the best decision of your life."

by baola/pri September 15, 2020

Narragansett Mile

10 tequila shots immediately followed by a power hour. All must be completed by the end of the movie The Titanic.

“Did you hear the boys all ran the Narragansett Mile?” “Jesus, those kids are sick fucks”

“Yo, it’s lil Paul’s birthday on Saturday. Should we run the Narragansett Mile?”

by Bish6942069 October 9, 2020