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Water Moustache

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018
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Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.
by anonymous April 9, 2021
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Moumou/Moustache

Moumou/Moustache isn't an ordinary cat. Looks more like an otter than an otter. A fucking cat-otter.

Also very cute, but big red flag : likes to sit on you and stares at you for hours while you're sleeping to establish dominance.
Might stare at you from every corner and places you couldn't even think of.
Barfs to show his affection.
Omg, my cat barfed again on my bed this morning, he's such a cute Moumou/Moustache !
by govangh November 24, 2021
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The Mustachio

After you kick the hell out of someone that done did you wrong you bend him over his own automobile. Drop his pants jam his finger in his ass and then wipe it across his top lip the mustachio
Derek stole 500 bucks for me the next time I see him not only am I going to kick his ass I'm giving him the mustachio.
by @Slapnuts@ June 25, 2022
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finger moustache

When someone curls their index finger into a square shaped moustache means they want to aggressively make out with you
by Ronald McDonalds left toe November 12, 2022
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Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.
Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022
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Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.
Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)
by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023
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