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banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. October 7, 2017
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Shut thy mouth

When somebody is acting so fucking incredibly stupid that you must persist with “shut thy mouth”. Used commonly to “no u”.
Guy 1: wtf r u kid
Guy 2: shut thy mouth
by ChevyEquinox October 15, 2019
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Deep South In Your Mouth

When a man from Mississippi is going down on his sister/wife, and get's a surprise mouthful of his daddys cum.
by Fatkhunt1292 June 15, 2020
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atomic mouse-trap

A 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her ass into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. Even better if the girl accidentally shits. This tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad sexual act by the guy.
My man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so I fuckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, I accidentally shit on him too.
by Rican Terrorist May 3, 2009
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sailor mouth

1. The act of spewing forth profanities as if you were a dirty sailor.

2. using excessive profane, or vulgar language in an unacceptable setting
1."Grandma has a dirty sailor mouth... Shut the f*** up Timmy!"

2. "Oh I love it when you f*** my **** with your *** **** captain **** bucket **** *** jackhammer ****ed *** **** ****** **** rub my **** with a ****ing titmouse"
by Mr Eff November 19, 2007
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Mouth for brains

A word used to describe a person who has no brain. Where their brain should be there is only another mouth that never shuts up. Interchangeable with loud mouth, big mouth, motor mouth etc
Hey, mouth for brains, STFU!
by ElbowthehappyvikingII August 19, 2010
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Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 30, 2005
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