Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 04, 2023
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ming liang

a piece of shit that doesnt understand the time to say or do something. everyone loves him but more people hate him. he thinks hes funny but hes not and whenever he tries to do something it always goes to shit.
oh look over there its a ming liang, everyone remove your brains now or your head will be in for some shit.
by fat liang July 04, 2020
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Minging

When you ming someone off it means you’re hurting them.
You’re minging me off’

Stop minging me’
by Lightskin Sensation October 24, 2020
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Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.
Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC
by TOC June 11, 2004
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Minging

A Scottish/uk slang term used to describe something that’s disgusting

A similar slang term that means the same thing is: manky

You could call someone a minger aswell
Erin: that neon yellow dress is minging dinny wear that to the party
Michelle: thanks a lot 🙄
by explanation April 11, 2022
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Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 06, 2024
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Minging

When someone named Ming is reaching the peak of his night out at an excellent dance party
Wow. Ming is really minging now. Lucky fella.
by coderated December 25, 2020
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