matthews mom

shitty guy with a hot mom

Hey did you see that mom, shes quite the matthews mom

by red_beazt_06 May 8, 2017

Matthew Lepage

The whitest rich boy on the fucking gay ass planet!!!!!

Bruh stop being a Matthew Lepage

by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

Matthew Andres

A sweet and strange that always has something new to bring to the table. Probably into theater.
Likes to send a lot of mixed signals of self confidence, such as calling themselves ‘sexy’ to a ‘rat.’ People named Matthew Andres are astronomical people to know, so never let them go. :)

Person one: Who is that boy?
Person two: That’s Matthew Andres. Always gets the lead role in the musicals.

by BurgerKingEnthusiast June 7, 2021

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019

Matthew Mannion

A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.

"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion

by Anyas Polk January 9, 2023

Matthew Norman

A boy who loves to spend his weekend jacking off to cars. He often hangs with his lord and savior Cannon. If you break the ten commandments of cannon he goes ape shit and will whoop your ass. He likes playing xbox with his amigos. Is an overall nice guy (Nice guys always finish last).

Lets go to CVS and meet Matthew Norman.

by slimeballlllllllllll9999 September 22, 2021

Matthew Franco

Sexy, plump,juicy, will make you nut.Who needs a girlfriend?Thiccness is compared to Nigward's nose.His beautiful brown eyes will make you cream all over this device your on

OMG MATTHEW FRANCO I JUST LOST NNN.

by BlahBlahDefinitions November 19, 2018