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Marcus

A coon, a tool, isn’t useful for much other than cheating.
Don’t hit up Marcus he’s a tool.
by Seusonium April 13, 2019
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marcus

Someone who is weak and frail like a girl
He is such a marcus
by lezend April 17, 2019
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Marcus

A real abusive asshole. If you ever meet a Marcus beware cause they're a compulsive Liar. they LIKE to hit women and are overall the worst. ALSO THE BIGGEST LOSERS!
Ew He's such a Marcus!
by The Coolest Alive May 31, 2019
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Marcus

An annoying piece of shit who always gets in trouble,Likes baseball and is very funny. He can be mean to you but sometimes jokes around.
Person 1:Marcus is so retarded
Person 2:I know 😂
by Jazzzzzyyy August 19, 2019
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Marco

Marco is an Italian masculine given name of Etruscan and Latin origin, derived from Marcus. It derives from the Roman god Mars.

A disappointment, any woman/gay man that has had the pleasure of meeting a Marco will tell you that they were utterly disappointed. Marco's lack of social skills and his complete inability to speak to potential lovers/partners, ruthlessly affect his odds of ever finding love. If this wasn't enough to frighten away the Men, Woman and all other 74 obscure genders that he is attracted to, then any person that has somehow fallen for his deceitful schemes will find out that Marco in fact, also has a little penis.

Any Marco is normally known to be quite the creep, seeing as they find it funny and entertaining to peep on other people and sometimes like to take photos. This all can be quite therapeutic for a Marco as it takes his mind off his Intermittent explosive disorder (A Psychotic Rage Problem), so peeping and creeping on people usually helps to control this, but even that most of the time... Is not enough.

However, when tamed a Marco can make a good simp that you can easily manipulate into doing things that he doesn't want to do. Sad but true, this is the only positive side to knowing a Marco.
Marco is good at hitting up people's exes.

Marco, hey isn't that the guy who hit up every girl at our school and all of those other schools?

Girl 1: OMG Marco sent me a picture of his penis.
Girl 2: Nice one! Was Marco's penis large?
Girl 1: When I first looked at it, I thought it was child porn.
Girl 2: That bad huh?
Girl 1: :/
by SmolPPlover April 7, 2020
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Bj Marcoux

a kid who likes getting hit by bus's
"There goes Bj Marcoux again, hitting another bus"
by TheBlargFaces August 3, 2009
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Marco

Ugly ass nigga that doesn't get bitches, and his group of friends say he's the gayest in the group. #marcoisgay
Marco is gay
by Bigdickdaddy March 30, 2017
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