Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.

Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023

lazy asf

a lazy person is also referred to as alyx foreskin (hot n sexy girl)

alyx is fuckin lazy asf

by crazy bread lover October 23, 2023

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023