dark latex

The best kind of latex

Puro is the best dark latex.

by Microwave.mp4 (þ fan) August 9, 2021

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome

Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)

Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge

Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared

Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!

Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?

Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!

by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010

laterdays

saying goodby to someone & having good day when leaving.

when exiting a party you are telling everybody laterdays.

by lakeshow24 October 22, 2010

Latex Lads

Two people of the male persuasion that share a condom after one has finished with it.

Bro, isn't it rad that we are not only Eskimo brothers but latex lads now too.

by Sr. Douche November 5, 2012

latent heat

The tingling burning sensation felt on the anus after doing a large poo! Although felt on the anus, this phenomenon is sensed by the individual as a temperature increase within their cubicle directly proportional to both the girth and gestation period of the poo.

Dave wrote off my toilet this morning and blamed his sweating on the latent heat produced by his massive shit!

by LFBG2G February 1, 2014

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Give you a tinkle later

It's basically another way to say that you will give someone a call later on, like when you get home or have some free time.

The origin of the line 'you and your m8 where bunking off school,right, and you were enjoying ur 99p bargain mcflurry on ya local council bench, when all of a suddenly your other m8’s nan appears after a quick trip to the local tescos (supermarket) down the road, and you have a quick chit chat. And right before she is about to leave she says “I’ll give your mum a tinkle later” and walks off like a fuckin ledge.'

"I'll give you a tinkle later when I get in, all right ?"

by satanwhegg June 8, 2016